Our Oreo

Oreo

Hello friends.  The last couple of weeks have been hard.  Almost always, here in my little corner of the world I try to keep things light, happy, and fun.  But life isn’t lived that way, not on a constant basis.  Still, I debated whether or not I should post this.  Some things are just very private and grief happens to be one of them for me.  Too, I don’t know how much of Oreo’s story to share.  How much is too much?  So I’m just going to share and you can read all about it – or not.

We lost our beloved Oreo, on October 25th.  He was 15 and a half years old.

We had had him since he was weaned from his feral mother at six weeks old.  She had a litter of puppies underneath an abandoned mobile home about a mile from our house in the Kingdom.  He was the only boy that Denton could catch; those puppies were fast.

We took him home and basically handed him over to Sampson, our 150 pound Chesapeake Bay Retriever (who had brain damage, but that’s another story I’ve never been able to tell) to be his companion and friend for the next twelve years.  They were inseparable.  They romped and played in the woods with the kids for the next six years.

Unless the coyote’s called.  Then Oreo would yip back at them and take off.  I have no idea why they didn’t kill him, but every time they would come around and start yipping, he would yip back; run off to join them – wild, cagey coyotes – and stay gone with them for a couple of days.  Animals are very strange that way.  At least at my house…

When we left the Kingdom and moved to our tiny town, we bought a house in a subdivision.  It’s a wonder the transition didn’t kill Sampson and Oreo.  They had had free rein over sixty acres of land and woods for all of their lives.  Now we lived on less than an acre.

Our new to us home came with a ready made dog lot where we immediately put their dog houses.  Which lasted approximately 30 minutes that night when we went inside the house.  Oreo and Sampson both had dog houses, which they almost never slept in.  They slept on the front porch, to guard us and keep watch over everything at night.  Now they were being punished, or so they both thought, by being banished to a doggie prison twenty feet away from the back door where their people were.  The howling was deranged.  I know the neighbors wished we would go back to wherever we had come from.  The neighbor across the street who had kids the same age as ours came over the second night and asked us very politely to stop the demented racket. Please.

I know what you are thinking.  Why in the world didn’t we just bring them in the house. Well, we would have.  Side story:  But Sampson had lived in the house the entire first year of his life with his sister Sadie.  Until he ATE THE WALL.  Our laundry room was about 10 X 10 in our house in the Kingdom.  Any time we needed to go somewhere, we put Sadie and Sampson in the laundry room until we got back.  One fine Spring day, we had been to town, and when we came home the first thing I did was let the dogs out.  When I got to the laundry room the first thing I noticed – because it was everywhere – was this floating pink stuff.  When I opened the door Sadie was laying as far from Sampson as she could get. She was very, very smart and didn’t have brain damage like her brother.  Sampson meanwhile, was jumping for joy that we were back from what he believed was a three week journey.

He apparently was bored, so to entertain himself while we were gone for a couple of hours, decided to chew on the baseboard.  While that was fun, the Sheetrock was possibly better. The prize was the fluffy pink insulation that was hidden inside his new toy.  To remove said toy he needed to get all of the wall out of his way.  Which he systematically tore off as far up as he could reach, all the way around the room.  There was pink insulation everywhere and no piece of Sheetrock bigger than the palm of my hand left.

Sampson also had on 37 fur coats.  You could have dropped him at the arctic circle and he would have been happy as a lark.  He didn’t want to live in the house, he just needed to be able to lay in front of the front door to protect us from all of the monsters that he knew were coming for us all.  Oreo wanted to be where Sampson was.  Back to the original story.

So, we built a fence around the back yard and into the woods for Oreo and Sampson and they lived happily there for the next half a decade.  And then Sampson died.  He lived to be 14 years old and Oreo had never been without him.  Not even for a day.  When Denton and his Daddy took Sampson away to bury him on a friends farm, Oreo was visibly anxious. He had no idea what was happening, but it wasn’t good.  As soon as it got dark that night, the mournful howling started.  And it didn’t stop.  Oreo was absolutely inconsolable.  We knew exactly what he wanted, and we couldn’t give it to him or explain why.

For the next two weeks, we did what anyone would have done at this point.  Denton slept on the back deck with Oreo.  That man.  If I hadn’t already loved him more than humanly possible at this point, that would done it for me.  He loved Oreo.  Loves him still.  So he slept next to him every night so that Oreo could mourn the loss of their best friend until Oreo could sleep at night without wanting to scream out his sadness and loss the only way he knew how.

And life for all of us carried on until about a year or year and a half ago.  At 4:01 AM in the morning I woke up to vicious, pain filled barking, growling and all around chaos.  It sounded like someone was torturing Oreo to death.  It was terrible.  Denton ran downstairs to grab the big flashlight and something to defend us all with – why in the world we were keeping all of this downstairs is still baffling me and Denton – while I stood at the french doors and stared uncomprehendingly at Oreo through them.  He was fine, but the horrifying sounds were still happening.  To someone else’s dog, in our woods.

Right before Denton came back upstairs, I see Oreo start barking like mad at the gate.  He was losing it.  As I started to step out onto the deck this great big, horrifying animal dropped onto the deck from the top of the fence in front of the door.  It was a raccoon.  Oreo didn’t see it because he was going berserk at something I couldn’t see.  Still the howling, screaming and pain filled cry’s are going on.

My brother laughed when I told him how big this raccoon was because he didn’t believe me.  Sampson in his prime weighed in at 155 pounds.  His and Oreo’s dog houses matched and were the same size, so you can imagine how big these things were.  When that raccoon dropped onto the deck he waddled over to Oreo’s house and tried to go inside to make himself at home, and he got stuck in the doorway.  Oreo weighed about 65 pounds in his prime and he had no problem going in and out of his house.  That thing was enormous.

By this time I was screaming the house down for Denton to come upstairs.  When he opened the door and stepped out, Oreo was on the deck and the racoon was gone.  Denton said immediately to get Oreo inside while he went hunting for what we assumed at this point was a pack of rabid raccoons attacking someone’s dog.  This was a terrible idea in my opinion.  BTW, can you believe that not a single one of our neighbors heard this racket?  I mean, I’m a light sleeper, but that’s crazy.

Denton hunted for about 15 minutes, but didn’t find the dog or what had attacked it.  It was 4:30 in the morning at this point.  There was no way in the world I was sending Oreo back outside after all of this, so we made him a bed in our bedroom and locked the cats out.  We had no idea how everyone would react, and after all of the terror and excitement, I didn’t want to find out.

Most saying’s have some basis in fact, but I’m here to tell you that the one that says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks is completely WRONG.  My Daddy told me later that he was so surprised that Oreo adapted so well to living in the house.  He acted like he always had.  He wouldn’t touch the cats food, he didn’t bark like a mad thing when someone rang the doorbell (like most people’s dogs that we know), and he never had an accident.  Well, in full disclosure he did have – I wouldn’t call it an accident the way that Denton’s parents described it – something while we were on vacation and Denton’s parents were house sitting for us.  I suspect though, that that incident had something to do with nutty buddy’s, just from the way Oreo’s eye glowed with hope anytime anyone got one out of the freezer, hahaha.

He quite literally was the perfect house dog.  He was happy to spend all of his time with his people, to go on walks and see all the things.  And if Denton sneaked him Slim Jims when I wasn’t looking, Oreo was never going to tell.  He didn’t try to eat the cats, which was one of my biggest fears.  Batman quite literally pretended that Oreo didn’t exist.  Koshka, our resident scaredy cat who is afraid of his own tail was equally terrified and outraged.  How dare we bring home someone he couldn’t beat up.

Oreo’s one and only quirk was car rides.  Every. Single. Time. we put him in the third row seat of the Pilot (we learned very quickly he had to ride all the way back there, or he would try to drive) he would bark like mad.  He didn’t do this before he came inside to live.  So I don’t know what his trigger was about riding in the car in his golden years.  Maybe he was warning everyone to get out of the way?  Hahaha.


I can’t write about having him euthanized.  This was our second time going through this process and it was just as excruciating as it was with Sampson.  Just know that it was quiet, calm, and heartbreaking.

Our Oreo was quite literally the best dog on earth.  He has left us with a giant hole in our hearts and he will be missed immensely.

Catching up….

Hello my friends!  It’s been a little while, hasn’t it?  Let’s do some catching up.

We were away last week on a much awaited vacation and it’s hard – HARD – to get back into the groove of everyday life.

Sunrise and moonset at the same time.  Life is such a dichotomy isn’t it?  The photos above and below were taken at the same time, just in different directions.  I LOVE it.

We did a lot of sitting in the surf in our beach chairs, one of my favorite activities.

We spent an entire day at Brookgreen Gardens, which will have to be an entire post itself.  If you haven’t heard of this place ( I hadn’t ), you need to spend a day here.  Make sure to bring sunscreen.  This is a note to myself.  I burned myself to a crisp.

We ate, and ate and ate yummy food.

We played games and laughed like lunatics, swam in the pool, walked on the beach at daybreak and at sunset, looked at jellyfish close up, and learned that if one stings you to sit in the wet sand and cover the sting with said wet sand…..Thanks surfer dude lifeguard.

I didn’t post about our grocery budget last week because all the money I spent was vacation related and I don’t count that in my grocery budget.  I also didn’t post what we ate last week either.  It was a mishmash of cooking in our rental house and eating out.  Heavy on the eating at our rental.  Number one:  it cuts down on cost.  But number two and most important to my people:  we are almost all of us homebodies who don’t like other people.  Hahaha.  That’s not true.  Maybe.

The reality is this:  we have 11 people to feed.  Taking 11 people out to eat is a very intricate and delicately done thing.

  1. You have to allow time for all ELEVEN people to primp and get themselves together.
  2. You have to allow time for all ELEVEN people to be transported to the restaurant.
  3. You have to allow time for all ELEVEN people to be seated at said restaurant.
  4. You have to allow time for all ELEVEN people to order food, wait for the food, eat the food and journey back home again.

As you can see, all of this takes TIME.  Time is finite and precious in my world.  It’s better spent sitting around doing nothing more than looking at my most precious people’s faces and talking; swimming, walking the beach, sitting in the surf, digging in the sand, playing card games, and laughing like lunatics.  Which is very, very difficult in a restaurant with eleven people.

In other news, Denton has been scheduled for an MRI next week.  Say a prayer for him if you would.  He is in a LOT of pain.  The long and short of it is that they believe he has a blown (herniated) disc in his back.  It could stem from the motorcycle and bear incident, extreme fatigue combined with 100 hour workweeks and everyday life or countless other things that could be inserted here.  Life has a tendency to interrupt even the best laid plans.

I hope to get my groove back and start getting things done again.  But we shall see!  I hope you have a lovely and pain free weekend!

Update and What Did You Miss?

Hello!  Did you miss me?  Did you even notice that I was away?

For the past two weeks + we have been traveling.  We went to California to spend Thanksgiving with Denton’s family and then we spent some time exploring a new to us state.  California is a vast and alien place to this Virginia girl.  Have you been to California?  It is a stunningly beautiful place, but it’s so, so different from anything I’ve ever seen before.

I have a lot of things I want to share with you over the next little bit, so don’t be alarmed at how many post titles with start with the word California.

We are all utterly exhausted, but it’s back to the normal grind tomorrow.  I DO NOT recommend taking a red eye from the west coast to the east coast and then driving for two and a half hours.  It was one of the most draining experiences I’ve had, but all four of us handled it very well in my opinion.  It still absolutely astounds me that you can be on one side of the United States, get on a plane and be almost 2,700 miles away in under six hours.  Crazy town, people.

I’ll fill you in on all of the beautiful, disturbing, and awesomeness starting tomorrow when my brain is hopefully working again.  In the meantime, here are some of the things I actually got posted while we were away.

Here you’ll find all of my Instagram post’s:

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It’s still so bizarre to see mountains at the ocean.

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Here are some of the quotes you may have missed:

Here are all of the lovely houses I found for us!

335 S Main St, Chatham, VA 24531

327 Bradenton Knl, Fletcher, NC 28732

705 A Ave, Vinton, IA 52349

7 Cantitoe Ln, Cherry Hills Village, CO 80113

222 Simmons St, Cambridge City, IN 47327

Here are some of my recipes:

And here is everything else:

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I hope you had a great week!

Update and What Did You Miss?

Every year I schedule all of our yearly physical’s at around the same time.  Liv and I go together, and Denton and Hayden go together.  But they are all the same week.  That’s one of the tasks that we crossed off of our to-do list this past week.

Since the kids are both 18 now (WHAT!) everyone gets their own private room, that way if there is anything they want to talk about privately, they can.  This amuses my children to no end.

Everything was tracking along swimmingly, and our Nurse Practitioner asked how I did with needles.  Fine, I said.  I used to give blood regularly, I’ve had two kids, etc., etc.  Send in the nurse.  Who came in, poked at my arm for a few minutes, tied off my upper arm with the stretchy tourniquet and stabbed me with the needle.  All this time we are chatting away.

After a few minutes she is frowning down at my arm and hasn’t changed the vial yet, so I casually asked if everything was going according to plan.  She frowned some more and said, yes, but it’s taking longer than I would like.  And begins to bend the needle.  At least that’s what it felt like to me.  After another few minutes of bending needles I began to see flashing lights and deep space.  She said, Honey are you okay?  Never better, I responded. The black, blank space receded and the flashing lights stopped.  She slid the needle out and asked me something else and …….

I promptly fainted.

At least she said that I fainted.  I was in the middle of a sentence –  when –  I looked down and this woman I met five minutes ago has my ankle, trying to drag it into the air, for what reason I have no idea.  So I asked her, Why are you holding my ankle in the air, and why do my teeth hurt?  This whole time she is shouting, Julie!, in between trying to yank my ankle back into the air and pressing her thumb into the bend of my arm.

I thought she was going to cry.  I just wanted to know what was actually going on because we were literally just having a casual conversation when she started acting very, very strangely in my opinion.  The NP comes into the room and they decide that I have to lie down on the table and someone brings me a Dr. Pepper.  Then my nurse informs me that I am getting a GIANT red X in my chart.   I said that didn’t sound like a good thing, and she informed me that, NO, it wasn’t.  That means that from now on I have to lie down on the table to have my blood drawn, because I AM A FAINTER – according to her.

I still wasn’t believing that it actually happened.  Because here is the kicker – I have never fainted in my life.  Never, not once.  I’ve been knocked out once, very briefly for a few seconds, when I cracked my arm falling off the monkey bars as a child, but I’ve never fainted.

So.  Something new to add to the list of things that happen as Tracie gets older.  If the person drawing my blood is going to twist and bend the needle around for at least five minutes, I am probably going to hit to the floor.  If you need another laugh today at my expense, you should check out the story about the time that I could have gone to jail over my teeth.  Obviously, older Tracie can’t handle Novocaine, either.  Or maybe I never could.

Here’s what you may have missed this past week:

Quote of the Day: President Ronald Reagan

Quote of the Week: Princess Diana

Delicious and Simple Meatloaf

*Expired* FREE Friday Download from Kroger 11.09.18

Adoptable Love. Trenton, NJ

Roger 1

Book Haul! October 2018

What’s for Supper? Weekly Meal Plan 11.05.18

And here are all of the lovely houses I found for us!

$39,000 | Chase, MI

$8,799,000 | Austin, TX

$67,900 | Dayton, OH

$54,000 | Connersville, IN

$95,000 | South Boston, VA

616 N Main St, South Boston, VA 24592

$97,000 | Au Sable Forks, NY

$96,000 | Philadelphia, PA

$60,000 | Eufaula, AL

$97,000 | Au Sable Forks, NY

I hope you had a great week and didn’t faint at the Doctor’s office!  See you tomorrow.

Update and What Did You Miss?

Nothing exciting happened this week, like people breaking their teeth, or any other body parts.  Which is a blessing in my opinion and I’ll take it.  I like it when our days are quiet and smooth.  I cannot believe that it’s already November.  Christmas will be here before we can blink.  I want to put up my Christmas tree now, so that I can actually enjoy it, before it’s time to take everything down on Old Christmas.  It always seems so rushed to wait until after Thanksgiving to get out everything I want to put up and display.  I have six Christmas trees from tiny to ginormous and three nativities at last count.

I have to say, I disagree with all of the – wait until after Thanksgiving people – over when to decorate for Christmas.    It may stem from Denton’s years in the Marines and living so far from most of our family.  For ten years we’ve had Christmas with my family at Thanksgiving and at least one year we actually did have Christmas in July with Denton’s; you learn to celebrate when time allows.  And, my decorations only enhance how thankful I am every year that we have our families around us to celebrate.  When you do put up your Christmas tree and take it down?  Curious minds want to know.

In other random news, it’s my favorite time of the year – time for us to fall back! – and it did, last night.  I am going to enjoy it while it lasts.  I love feeling like I gained an hour each fall, but I am going to absolutely hate it come spring time and we theoretically lose an hour by springing forward.  As much as I love “gaining” that hour, I agree with Darfow, a sweet, sweet Korean War vet I know who says we should just split the difference and leave it alone from now on.  He calls me every week and it makes my day to have a conversation with him.  He is a giant of man, with a heart that is even bigger than he is, and he reminds me so much of my Papaws’.  They were both very different men, but so much the same because of their love for all of us.

I posted the picture above on my Instagram yesterday.  I love Instagram.  It’s beautiful, its quick to scan each day, and there is zero drama.  Unlike that other social media site we all love to hate. Or is that just me?  Anywho, that tree lives at the house next door to our local library.  So, I call it the Library tree.  I look forward every single year to this magnificent tree showing off its gorgeous foliage.  Even if you hate Fall, you have to admit it’s worth it just to see this sight every year, right?

Here’s what you may have missed this past week:

Sunday Quote: Isaiah 43:2

Quote of the Week: Margaret Bonanno

Fried Potatoes

*Expired* FREE Friday Download from Kroger. 11.02.18

FREE: Amazon First Reads Book for November 2018

FREE: The Laundress Laundry Care Sample

What I’m Reading Right Now 10.31.18

The 100

What’s for Supper? Weekly Meal Plan 10.29.18

And here are all of the lovely houses I found for us!

$75,000 | Society Hill, SC

$7,500,000 | Raymond, ME

$98,500 | Texarkana, TX

$90,000 | Mayesville, SC

$149,500 | Atchison, KS

$16,500 | Higginsville, MO

$95,000 | Waynesboro, PA

I hope you had a great week and didn’t break any teeth or other body parts!  See you tomorrow.

Update and What Did You Miss?

On Friday I stopped by the “trash store” as Liv calls our Goodwill Outlet.  It was very quiet and calm that day.  I had an interesting conversation with two ladies and one of their daughters.  Usually everyone is avoiding eye contact unless it’s to stare you down, hahaha.  I did find some jewels on this trip.  Books!  The book finds were great.  I haven’t worked up the courage to ask what happens to the poor rejects that no one buys.  I can guess where they end up though and it breaks my heart.

On Saturday I had another interesting conversation with a very elderly man in the Dollar Tree.  We happened to be passing one another in the candy aisle; I smiled and said hello to him.  He looked startled for a minute and then asked me if I had seen any of those white and red striped soft mints.  We spent a few minutes looking about, but we didn’t find what he was specifically looking for.  He very sheepishly said he wanted them because he was trying to quit smoking, that he had quit about 8 years ago, but he had foolishly (his word) started up again.

He was so sweet and he brightened my day.  He also made me long to go sit at my Mamaw’s kitchen table.  Any of my Mamaw’s – my Mamaw Miller, Mamaw on the Mountain or my Mamaw Sylvia’s kitchen table.  I’m so, so glad that I have those memories with all of them.  This last trip home we were all sitting at my Mama’s kitchen table and my brother was telling one of his hilarious stories and I knew to store all of those feelings up until the next time we get to go home.  I’m so glad that our kids will have those memories of sitting around the kitchen table too.

Now I’m going to go clean off my dining room table – that’s my kitchen table – because you can’t see mine at the moment and I’d like to be able to sit at it and make memories with my family.

Here’s what you may have missed this past week:

Sunday Quote: 1 Peter 4:8

Quote of the Week: Drew Carey

*Expired* FREE Friday Download from Kroger. 10.26.18

Adoptable Love. Honolulu, HI

Leileinoa (Noa) 1

* Last Chance * FREE: Amazon First Reads Book for October 2018

FREE: Redbox Movie Rental on October 28, 2018

http://blog.redbox.com/back-to-movies/take-the-pledge/

Books: Top 20 Best Books of the Year…So Far

 Educated: A Memoir Tara Westover

Amazon Magazine Deals: $0.99 for 4 Month Subscriptions

Country Living

What’s for Supper? Weekly Meal Plan 10.22.18

FREE: Derma E Hydrating Day Cream Sample

And here are all of the lovely houses I found for us!

$74,900 | Clarinda, IA

323 S 18th St, Clarinda, IA 51632$1,700,000 | Cape Charles, VA

111 Creekside Ln, Cape Charles, VA 23310

$59,000 | Oxford, AL

300 Main St, Oxford, AL 36203

$75,000 | Cold Brook, NY

4446 Norway St, Cold Brook, NY 13324

$77,500 | Clinton, MO

112 E Clinton St, Clinton, MO 64735

$62,000 | Americus, GA

1216 S Lee St, Americus, GA 31709

$30,000 | High Point, NC

2058 Brentwood St, High Point, NC 27263

I hope you had a great week!  See you tomorrow.

Update and What Did You Miss?

Last week as I was crunching happily on my favorite wasabi peas, I realized that something didn’t feel right.  It didn’t hurt; it just didn’t feel right.  Later that night, as I was flossing my teeth, I knew that something was seriously wrong.  Still didn’t hurt, but my gum was sore and my molar felt wrong.  By the weekend I knew that I had damaged my molar by EATING.  After the tragedy of Denton’s cracked tooth last year, which I never did tell you about, I knew not to wait any longer.

Quick recap of last year:  Denton, who has NEVER had a cavity, cracked one his molar’s – all the way through the root – by eating, we don’t know what.  Thus ensued many, many trips to the dentist, oral surgeon, dentist, dentist, dentist and dentist.  He ended up having to have his tooth pulled and a bridge installed after a long bout with infection, pain, pain, and more pain.  Not fun.

First thing Monday I called our dentist who worked me in during their lunch.  I didn’t crack my tooth, I broke it off.  Yay.  Dr. B and Dr. R assured me that they would fix me right up, but not to be surprised if I end up with a crown later on, because this tooth had already been filled on THREE sides already.  Gahh.  I actually broke off the good part of my actual tooth.  Anywho, I am all fixed now.  For the moment.

What fun things did you do last week?

Here’s what you may have missed:

Quote of the Week: Chinese proverb

Easy Velvety Spaghetti

Sunday Quote: Jeremiah 29:11

All the Things I NO Longer Need ~ 10.14.18

FREE: Sample of Folgers 1850 Coffee

What’s for Supper? Weekly Meal Plan 10.15.18

Clean and Organize the….. Unknown Kitchen Drawer

What I’m Reading Right Now 10.17.18

* Expired* FREE Friday Download from Kroger. 10.19.18

Adoptable Love. Charleston, WV

Sunday Quote: Luke 1:37

And here are all of the lovely houses I found for us!

$34,900 | Victoria, VA

$4,195,000 | Portland, OR

$234,900 | Canton, OH

$99,000 | Elizabeth City, NC

$139,000 | Springfield, IL

$95,000 | Gouverneur, NY

$92,500 | Wilmington, OH

$99,500 | McComb, MS

 

 

When you hear a strange sound, sometimes it really is something.

Earlier this week, Hayden and I were standing outside of the bedrooms chatting.  No one else was home and we heard something down the hall in the living room.  We almost always attribute things like this to one of the cats.  Until we realized they were ALL staring off down the hallway, wondering what that sound was too.

My family and friends got a big kick out of that.  Me and Hayden, not so much.  It also triggered another memory of my pets acting strange.  This happens quite often at our house, by the way.

It was June of 2006.  I know this because it was the day before we left to visit with Denton’s parents that summer.  We had just gotten two new kittens for the kids.  Denton worked terrible hours back then and he had left for work about 4:30 AM.  Hayden was out of school so we didn’t need to be up before daylight ourselves.

When I did wake up, the sun was streaming into the bedroom and I realized that I was hearing a strange clicking sound.  I looked at the foot of the bed where the kittens usually slept and both of them were staring up at the ceiling fan of the bedroom.  Intently.  Completely focused.  Even when I called their names they wouldn’t look away.  It was very odd to say the least.  We had no attic in our house in the Kingdom, it was just the roof, the insulation and then the ceilings inside the house.

After a few minutes the weird clicking stopped and the kittens came out of their trance and started acting like normal psychopathic cats.  You know, attacking people from out of the blue, demanding food from their human slaves, fighting amongst themselves, etc.  We went about our day, preparing to leave for Florida the next morning.

We went to bed early that night so we could get an early start the next day.  Denton and I had been asleep about three hours when I felt something crawling on me.  Well.  In complete darkness – because who can sleep if it’s not completely dark – I got out of bed and turned on the walk-in closet light that was next to my side of the bed.  Flipped back the covers…..and almost had a heart attack.  I’ll show you a photo of what was crawling up my leg to devour me.

Yeah.  I know.  Seriously.  I thought I was going to die.  Imagine a nickel beside it.  That is not an exaggeration.  That’s how big this thing was.  A scarab beetle.

I quickly flipped the covers back over it, because you know –  that will surely keep this thing contained.  Then, I ran around the foot of the bed to Denton’s side, where I would surely be safe and shook him awake.  Denton!!  Wake up!! There’s a giant creeping thing in the bed with us!!

Now keep in mind that in the first tender years of our marriage Denton believed that I overreacted to things.  Ahem.  Maybe because back then I did have a tendency to do just that upon occasion.  But, in my defense, he is also the man who told me at 5:15 in the morning “No, go back to bed, your water hasn’t broken, Liva isn’t due for another three weeks”, when in fact, YES, my water had indeed broken and she was born at exactly 7:30 AM that very same morning.  So there is that to consider.

When I finally convinced him that there was something to investigate and he got out of the bed, he whipped back the covers to show me that there was nothing there so that he could please for the love of all that is holy go back to sleep – scream!  Yep, it was still there.  Denton is always calm.  In the face of bears, yes but that’s another story, angry men with guns, another story, horrible life-changing events, another story, smash his thumb to oblivion and be transported to the ER by ambulance, another story, with all of these things, he is always calm.  He wasn’t very calm that night, standing beside the bed, staring at this hideous, THING, crawling around in our bedcovers.

He quickly flipped the covers back over it – because that will contain it for sure! – and we stood there staring at each other.  I honestly cannot remember how he got that thing out of our bed that night.  What I do remember is that he took it outside and threw it into the yard beyond the deck and then of course Sampson got ahold of it and played with it until it died.

Wasn’t he adorable!!! I miss him so much.

So what did we learn?

  1.  Obviously, scarab beetles have some magic way of entering ones home through ceiling fans.  Denton still doesn’t believe that’s how it got in, but really!?!  I wake up to a strange sound that morning, the kittens are mesmerized, and that night this horror-show winds up in our bed.  Coincidence?  I. don’t. think. so.

Second, I didn’t know that we had beetles that large in Virginia.  According to National Geographic, they can get up to 6.7 inches!  And they can live anywhere on the planet except the oceans and Antarctica.  Gahhh!  If we had already been to Florida and back, I would have sworn that we brought it with us.   Just like the scorpion in my hairbrush, alas another story for later.

Thirdly, take pictures of everything, Tracie!!  I don’t know why we didn’t think to take a photo.  Oh wait.  Yes, I do.  There was a freaking BEETLE the size of my fist in my BED!!  That’s why, no photo.

IV.  When you hear a weird sound in your house and your animals are looking around like aliens are invading….they just might be.  Just don’t hide under the covers unless you check them.  Thoroughly.

Weird things like this seem to happen at our house quite regularly.  Do things like this happen to you?  Inquiring minds want to know.

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